The ‘Raping’ of Pelham 123

Sick, sick, sick, is what this ‘remake’ of the perfect original ‘The Taking of Pelham 123′ makes me, Grrrrrr! Yes, The Original was, in my opinion totally perfect filmmaking, from the fast overlapping dialogue, the characters, from the big stars to the unknowns, all perfect. David Shires score, well ‘AS HEAVY AS FUCK’ springs to mind every-time, all of it perfect. This remake is gonna be shit, if indeed the poster art is anything to go by. The effort and skill put into the original posters are why originals and even reprints are snapped up by collectors and fans, beautiful work.

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Of course, I’ve no idea what this remake will be like (shit), people will surely go and see it, and many may well enjoy it, probably the ilk that enjoyed the remake of ‘The Day The Earth Stood Still’. Apart from the deep feelings that it will be bollocks, bolstered by the sickening screen presence of John Travolta, what do people see in this guy, bloated, smarmy fuck that he is, I dunno! And Tony Scott, well I don’t think I’ve really enjoyed any of his films, but thats just me, I seem to be in the minority, I’ll give you that. And Denzel Washington, Meh! Check out this totally uninspired bit of rot that is the (or is A) poster for this exercise in cultural rape.

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James Whitmore 1921 - 2009 RIP.

I first remember seeing James Whitmore in ‘Them’ (1954), the superior 50’s monster movie from Warner Bros. about a giant ant threat in the New Mexico Desert. Whitmore added a much needed grit to the movie, and took his role very seriously, resulting in a performance that held my 8 year old hand through the film, I new he’d sort out those mutant bugs the moment I saw him.

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It was always a treat when he’d be doing turn on some random old flick, and I especially remember him in John Huston’s ‘The Asphalt Jungle’ (1950), The Planet of the Apes as The President of the Assembly (When they interrogate Taylor) but I didn’t know this for some years, all made up as an orangutan as he was. One of his later roles was as the old librarian Brooks in ‘The Shawshank Redemtion’. Whitmore was like the man down the road, an every-man we could all believe in, and I for one will continue to admire his work, he was truly one of a kind. James Whitmore died of lung cancer February 6th, 2009 at the good old age of 87.

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Millennium Falcon Freak-out!

I’m almost ashamed to admit that I, Al T, a grown man near approaching my 40th year drove to Toys R Us, with my long suffering, yet quietly understanding ( I think!) Wife and our 9 year old boy (always there to lend some….. extra support) bought the non-modestly priced new Millennium Falcon. I tell you, I was shaking whilst taking it to the checkout, part excitement, part guilt for even thinking about buying it. But, I reasoned that my son and I can keep it in the lounge to gaze at lovingly and get the figures out and have a good play when the mood took us, so from that perspective, well, it’s priceless!!!!

Almost a week on and we are indeed playing with it loads, and beholding its monolithic presence like two slack-jawed, head-scratching clodhoppers! It’s just brilliant, loads of buttons that fire stuff, more buttons that makes noises like engine roars, laser fire and loads of dialogue from the films. Great Engine lights, cockpit lights and even a nifty ramp that, when it’s button is pressed lowers slowly (reminding me of when tape deck ejects got smooth in the eighties, joy) with sound effects and lights, just pure playtime joy.

So, I went for it with the camera and too a few snaps to share the fun. “She may look like much, but she’s got it where it counts”. Well, she’s never looked this good and she’s got plenty of mileage…. Right, we need Mynocks!!

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Treats from Otomo-san, Gifts from Japan.

My two great pals, Bobi and Tim recently returned from a trip to Japan, where they had a great time, geeking out mainly it seems, in model and books stores, visiting the Ghibli museum and tonnes more, all exhaustively documented in Tim’s Photos.

I sent Tim on a mission to find me a copy of Otomo’s Akira Animation Archives book, but nearing the end of their final week it didn’t seem I was gonna get it, despite Tim’s tireless efforts, and then, with only one day to go Tim came up with the coveted volume, ace!

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If that wasn’t treat enough, they also surprised me with these next two beauties for my Birthday present, bless ‘em.

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The Akira books is choc full of pics, from character sheets, storyboards and backgrounds, it’s crucial stuff for todays AKIRA geek. The Robot Carnival book actually has little Otomo stuff, but what is in there is great, but the rest of the contents are really good, with some great shots from each segment from the Robot Carnival Anime anthology, including some storyboards from Otomo’s segment.

The Steamboy Storyboard book is an absolute stunner, over 700 pages of Otomo’s hand drawn storyboards, the rawest of Otomo’s work, and some of the best I’ve seen. Thanks Bobi and Tim, I’m loving these books so much.

Fox UK. Why do you mock me so.

What do FOX UK have against us British Blu ray buyers. Hopefully you’d have read the articles here, the ones I’ve lovingly lamented as some of the most anticipated Blu ray releases on there way, I’m talking about the fantastic PLANET OF THE APES Blu ray set, complete with a nice looking book, extended edition of ‘Conquest’ to name a few of the sets hi-lights, it looks great, and I was so looking forward to it, and then I learn of the UK version. All films bundled into a fat Blu ray case in a card sleeve, NO F***ing BOOKLET! No nice box, not even sure if it’s the extended version of ‘Conquest’, and of course, the US set is region locked, Fox you f**kers, grrrrrrr!

And if thats not bad enough, the news gets worse. It seems the UK Blu ray edition of The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951) is cancelled. Now this does upset me, I love this film, I’ve had every edition since VHS, including the US DVD from about 4-5 years ago. I recently sold my steelbook UK DVD, in anticipation of the Blu ray edition on Ebay a few weeks ago (As I did with my Planet of the apes DVD’s), I’ve had it pre-ordered with Play.com since september. Of course the US edition is region locked, so that just about screws it.

Come on Fox UK, we deserve more.

Freedom Project Blu-ray Set.

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Got this set through the post a few weeks ago, having seen the first episode at Tim’s house. I’m totally into Katsuhiro Otomo’s work, I’ve been a fan since seeing Akira back in 1990 or there abouts, like most other fans I guess, and when I saw Otomos character and mechanical designs I all but freaked. I know ‘cell rendered’ 3D isn’t to everyones liking, that goes for me too in most cases, it works beautifully in this show. The animation is not perfect, for 3D, but it doesn’t detract, in fact I often forgot that I was watching 3D animation, even in the mechanical animations, races, robots etc. Mainly I guess due to the vivid colours on offer, the clean lines and the engaging story, of course.

The story’s great, rebellious teenagers living on the moon, racing souped up ‘go-karts’, government conspiracies, octo-robots (soooo cool), Apollo space travel, apocolyptic wastelands, a restrained romance that is actually real fun for a change, oh tonnes of stuff going on, sorry but I don’t want to go into it too much, it’s simply top quality stuff. The show was sponsored by ‘Nissin Cup Noodles’, a popular snack food in Japan, and they don’t miss a trick placing the product, it turns up all of the time, in the most unexpected places. Even the government feed it to their detainees, and it always brings a smile to my face when it happens, it’s so blatant it actually adds to the quality.

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The Blu ray set itself is very nice. A card box, with a printed comic art montage, in a tough plastic box sleeve with printed text, and therein lies 4 blu-ray boxes containing 4 discs. 2 episodes each on disc 1-3, and the final episode (double runtime) on the fourth disc, along with various extras spread over the 4 discs. The box also includes a nice little manga, featuring a little ditty with our favourite characters.Yoshihiro Sono provides the art and story here, it’s pretty good, but I’d love to see some of Otomo’s artwork in there. It’s a pricey set, the total show is less than 4 hours, and at around £50-£55 I can see why some would be put off. I wasn’t, obviously, and I glad I did, I really enjoyed the show, and I’ll watch it again real soon, probably with my nine year old son this time and in English. I’ve yet to watch the extras, but I’m gonna have plenty of time over the xmas hols.

In conclusion, this is a great Anime show, it pretty much ticks all boxes about what I love in Anime, and of course with the presence of Otomos work, I can’t resist it. Roll on Akira Blu-ray.

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The 7th Voyage of Sinbad- Blu ray.

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What a treat, Harryhausen et al’s greatest film, well I think so at least. This is one of those films I watch through the same un-jaded eyes as when I first wondered at it as a kid, it’s a true fantasy jewel, perhaps the crowning jewel itself. From the rich and colourful titles, with Herrmanns literally striking overture, the film punches you straight into action, and what a beginning. Sinbad (Kerwin Matthews) and crew are lost in a dense fog at sea, Sinbad is visibly tense and Herrmans scoring is perfect. Soon they happen upon the island of Colossus, and from here the the story starts, I’ll try not to get too carried away and rant on too much, but if you’ve made it this far, well done and read on!

There are many reasons to re-visit this film, not least of course is the fabulous animation from Ray Harryhausen. The main actors do a fine job doing their part too. Sinbad is played by the enthusiastic Kerwin Matthews, he takes it all seriously and gives a fairly intense performance, in the fog scene at the very start of the film, at the wheel of his ship, his eyes pierce with such a believability you’re totally pulled into the scene and are gripped at that point onward.

The top acting honors though go to the amazing Torin Thatcher, he is simply incredible as the evil wizard, intent on regaining the magic lamp, lost to a Cyclops on Colossus when he’s rescued by Sinbad and his merry crew and taken to Baghdad. Torin was a stage actor and had been making films for over 20 years and the turn he does in this is real acting (I hope), I mean over the top theatrical magician, with all the expressions and gestures you’d have imaged from such a character as a kid, archetypical I guess, but with such gusto he’s awesome.

Ray Harryhausen’s creations are, of course amazing, and in Technicolor for the first time too, since his budgets with producer Charles Schneer so far had only afforded black and white features. I can’t go on about each creature or shot, we’ll be here forever, and I’m just not articulate enough to express my joy when I see Rays work. But, we all know how fine it is of course. Just as an aside, I really get pissed of when people say today about CGI: “oooh, it just looks so fake, you can tell it’s CGI”. Well I say to those people, “Good, I wanna see the fakery, I like to work out how it’s done, I want the effect to have a different quality from the ‘live action’ stuff. We know it’s not real, even if it may appear so, it’s the techniques that matter, good or bad.” It’ll probably sadden Harryhausen to hear that, but that’s how I enjoy my sfx.

So to the Bluray presentation: When this arrived I was almost at fever pitch imagining how incredible a clean print of this in HD would look, I’ll tell you it looked pretty awesome in my head. I was very disappointed when I put it on, very grainy and some really poor quality scenes. BUT, on reading up on the picture issues, it seems that this is totally representative of the original feature quality. It was a cheap movie, using cheap technicolor film stock, and coupled with the Harryhausen backplate techniques it seems I was being harsh, it’s a top quality representation to be proud of. A truly great film, now presented in such a striking quality never really seen before, it takes some getting used, but it’s really worth it.

Mandalorian Hoodie!

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I wear hoodies all of the time, hoodies are snuggly, practical and fuckin Old School!!! Boba Fett is cool, his armour is rockin’ and we all know that, Boba Fett is fuckin’ Old School!!! Well, we now have a practical solution, ’cause hoodies are practical and fuckin’ Old School. A Mandalorian Hoodie, well not strictly Mandalorian, customized cool as fuck Mandalorian. I want one of these, god damn I need one. As if hoodies weren’t badass enough. You can get arrested for wearin’ a hoody, bring it on y’all, the authorities will think twice when dealing with a Mandalorian hoodie. An army of Fett hoodie wearing uber geeks!!! Enrol Now!! get one here

Akira Anime set for BluRay.

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Hip hip Hoo-f**kin’-ray. This, along with ‘The Day the Earth Stood Still’ Bluray announcement has got me in quite an excited dizz! At last, following the cancellation from July 2007, AKIRA will be released in February 2009. It’ll boast a superior soundtrack, TruHD et al. and a modest roster of extra features, well just trailers actually, a little disappointing I guess, but it will have a 20 page booklet, containing some of Otomos’ storyboards, treat on!

It will come as no surprise to learn that I love this film, I saw it first back in ‘92 I think when it first came to the UK on VHS, and it completely blew me, along with many others, totally away. I’ve recently read the Manga series, one of the finest things I’ve read, and I’m gonna read it again real soon. So, a welcome announcement indeed, and a day to look forward to. Let us now pray that the transfer lives up to my very high expectations. KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!

The Day the Earth stood Still, on Bluray DEC 2nd. 08.

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Oh my f**king God. When I decided to go Blu, last year, there were very few Bluray titles available that actually interested me, releases seemed to be aimed in most part towards 14-30 year olds, i.e. dumb action flicks and popcorn summer hits. But, as the year went on, things seemed more promising for the SF geeks and general lovers of good films when titles such as 2001:A Space Odyssey were dropped on us, and I for one lapped them up. We got Close Encounters and 20 Million miles to Earth, to name just two, but actually things started to slow down for that sort of thing for a while, with the odd announcement exciting the crowds from time to time, such as A Nightmare Before Christmas for one (can’t wait for that).

Then, at the end of last week, Fox announced THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL, on Bluray…..again, oh my f**kin’ God. This is my favourite classic SF movie, right there at the top of my list of awesome greatness fantastical lushity. For those who’ve not seen this masterpiece, yeah, masterpiece I say, then sort yourself out and don’t wait for the up-coming remake with Keanu f**kin’ Reeves. Shit, all of those people who are gonna see that at the flicks, with no prior knowledge of the original, well I’m sure they won’t be too bothered, I am though, I’m gonna have to try and sabotage every screening of the remake with a copy of the original. And you gotta know how tough thats gonna be, sheeeeeaaaat!

Well, let us, the fan’s of the original join virtual hands, come on all of you, and you! And praythat Fox has got a transfer to knock our socks off, cause this film deserves it. Oh Christ, I just thought, Herrmanns amazing score, it’s gonna sound frakin’ lush.

As for the extras, I’m sure I read a list somewhere, ah here it is:

RELEASED DECEMBER 2nd in the US, no info yet on a UK edition:

Blu-ray edition Bonus Features:
-Audio Commentary by director Robert Wise and Nicolas Meyer
-Audio Commentary by film & music historians John Morgan, Steven Smith, William Stromberg & Nick Redman
-Isolated Score Track in DTS-HD MA 5.1
-The Making of The Day The Earth Stood Still
-Decoding “Klaatu, Barada, Nikto” (Science Fiction as Metaphor)
-A Brief History of Flying Saucers
-Edmund North: The Man Who Made The Earth Stand Still
-The Astounding Harry Bates
-Farewell to the Master: an Audio Presentation of the original short story
-1951 Fox Movietone News (featuring the film’s premiere)
-Restoration Comparison
-Original Theatrical Trailer
-Shooting Script
-Construction Blue Prints for the ship
-US & UK Pressbooks
-Posters, Lobby Cards, Spaceship Model and Gort
-Behind-the-Scenes
-Blu-ray Disc Promo trailer
-BD-J Interactive Feature
-TBD D-Box (capable)
-BD-Live Portal

I CANNOT WAIT

KLAATU, BARRADA, hurry the f**k up!